phd = piled higher and deeper + permanent head damage + procrastinating hideous depths

Do I want a Phd?

PhD MEans...

* Patiently hoping for a Degree * Piled higher and Deeper (after BS = Bullsh..., MS = More of the Same...) * Professorship? hah! Dream on! * Please hire. Desperate. * Physiologically Deficient * Pour him (or her) a Drink * Philosophically Disturbed * Probably headed for Divorce * Pathetically hopeless Dweeb * Probably heavily in Debt * Parents have Doubts * Professors had Doubts * Pheromone Deprived * Probably hard to Describe * Patiently headed Downhill... * Permanent head Damage * Pulsating heaving Disaster? * Pretty homely Dork * Potential heavy Drinker * Professional hamburger Dispenser... "Would you like fries with that?" * Post hole Digger * Professional hair Dresser * Piano hauling Done * Pizza hut Driver * Pretty heavily Depressed * Prozac handouts Desired * Pretty heavy Diploma * Phinally Done !! *from bored.com